Tag Archives: Peter Bernard

Debbie’s Krampus Christmas Awwww!

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Klik 2 Krampus
      PollyPodcast020

OMG Something is wrong w/our WordPress or something, but if that player doesn’t work, you can download or play the MP3 @ this URL:

      http://thoseamericangirls.com/pollyamerican/mp3/PollyPodcast020.mp3

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OMG LOVERS it’s that time again for Debbie American to summon her ex-bf and now Hollywood movie star KRAMPUS yo OMG!
This wepisode features the voices of COLLEEN GRATE & ANNAMARIE MACLEOD
in both the podcast & the song which immediately follows 4 FREE!
It’s a track from our brand new holidays E.P.
HAPPITY CHRISTMAS 
which you can stream for FREE here
& get on iTunes HERE!

OMG we hope this is ur HAPPITYEST CHRISTMAS EVAR yo!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS

Polly #19: Vote 4 Alicia Yo!

Clik it yo!
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      Polly 19: Alicia 4 Prezzy! - Those American Girls

OMG Hears tha GR8est Christmas Prezzy of all–
ALICIA AMERICAN is RUNNERING 4 PREZZY!
Again!
OMG Yay!

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Featuring the voices of
Amber Lee Connors
Colleen Grate
Patricia Jauregui
and Redd Horrocks as Polly American Yatta!

© MMXV Peter Bernard

#NeoTrad = Badasserest omg

      Polly Podcast 18 - Those American Girls
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OMG LOVERS Our Christmas EP is on iTunes & it’s ONLY $3 (Cheep)!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/happity-christmas!/id1061777420

This wepisode daybus our new philophosy and hashtag #NeoTrad & also a song from Chibi’s Cutest Hits wich is dew out any thyme now yo OMG #BADASSEREST
OMG We luv u all yo OMG Yay!

Thanxgivering Day Podcast & Hymn by Sophie Yay!

      Polly Podcast #17: Happity Thanxgivering! - Those American Girls

tdaytiteswebOMG HAPPITY THANXGIVERING!!

OMG pull up a chair & join us 4 tofurky as we celebr8 America’s 1st Holiday, Thanxgivering Yay!

OMG this podcast fetures a VERY SPECIAL HYMN
sung a capella by our own li’l SOPHIE AMERICAN
(as per4md by MADELINE STARR)!
You can hear an altern8 version of this hymn on our new Christmas EP:
https://thoseamericangirls.bandcamp.com/album/happity-christmas
OMG Happity and Healthery Thanxgivering Evry1
We luv u all Yay!

Featuring the voices of
COLLEEN GRATE
AMBER LEE CONNORS
MADELINE STARR
PATRICIA JAUREGUI
and
REDD HORROCKS as Polly American

©MMXV Peter Bernard

OMG Don’t Insult Debbie American yo OMG!

      Polly Podcast #16: Don't Insult Deb! - Those American Girls
OMG yo OMG!!
OMG yo OMG!!

Chekitout tha fans dont think I shuld call my idiot sisterer Debbie a idiot any more yo!
OMG Listenerize & B Shockified!!!

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http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com #MegaBadass

Polly #15: Republican Hypmosis

      Polly American Podcast #15 - Those American Girls

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OMG LOVERS
If ur not republican yet, u’ll want 2 listen 2 this hypmosis mp3 B4 tha next election, y’all!
If ur alreadery republican, u can still listen just 4 fun xoxoxo

xoxoxoxoxo

http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com

Polly #14: Who’s This Dude Bernery Sanderers Yo?

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Click 2 Inlarge Yo! xoxoxo
      Polly #14: Bernery Sanderers? - Those American Girls

OMG LOVERS 2day I have 2 instructify 2 of our more innocent band memberers
on politics! Listen & learnerize, darlings!

xoxoxoxoxox

Featuring the voices of COLLEEN GRATE, MADELINE STARR & REDD HORROCKS #Badass